corrodedcoffin: (huh)
π•°π–‰π–‰π–Žπ–Š π•Έπ–šπ–“π–˜π–”π–“ ([personal profile] corrodedcoffin) wrote 2024-10-30 05:01 pm (UTC)

local dork has a big fat crush

oh yeah. always have been. i shaved my head in sixth grade and got called a cancer patient for a few weeks which was really cool and great! and they haven't gotten any better at insults since.

hey, well, if you need me to put the fear into em, lemme know. i have my ways.


[ Is he blushing at Steve calling him and Wayne really cool? A little bit. ]

hey, hard to avoid looking lived in when you only have a few rooms to live in. also i know i shouldn't be surprised by the maid thing because how else would you keep a house that big that clean, but holy shit, man.

mm, that or i'd make her into a total stoner dirtbag like me and we'd all just waste infinite amounts of company time and resources together. which honestly? kinda sounds fun. but... i dunno, man. if people don't think i'm the spawn of satan, they think i'm the spawn of al munson, which may as well be just as bad around here.

i appreciate it, though. really. you're a real gem, steve. kinda wish i'd figured that out sooner.


[ Goddamn it. Now he is blushing. ]

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